Fun euphemisms for "period"

What do you call your period?  Here are some fun phrases:

• "Aunt Flow is visiting" (and she has red hair, and stays 5 days, and is sometimes grouchy)
  
• "Closed for maintenance"
  
• "My cup of joy is overflowing"
  
• "Preparing for unborn children"
  
• "Red Dot Special"
  
• "Rebooting the ovarian operating system"

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