- "Aunt Flow is visiting" (and she has red hair, and stays 5 days, and is sometimes grouchy)
- "Closed for maintenance"
- "My cup of joy is overflowing"
- "Preparing for unborn children"
- "Red Dot Special"
- "Rebooting the ovarian operating system"
What do you call your period? Here are some fun phrases:
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